This idea came courtesy of Amy probably because it’s quarter past twelve and she would really like me to stop typing. Here is a list of things about which I do not know very much:
- Runes
Apart from the fact that they’re sort of like stick figures of letters, I have got nothing on these. - Animal Husbandry
Speaks for itself, really. There is a boy cow and a girl cow and after that things get fuzzy. - Care of Oilcloth Hats
No idea where to start, even. - Airline Safety Procedures
I don’t even know where the exits are. - Ermine Safety Procedures
See above. - Bomb Building
This one is basically just an attempt to increase my search engine hits. - Bee Keeping
I wouldn’t even know how big of a jar one would need. Bees live in jars, right? - Tapestry Weaving
Also in this category, tapioca weaving and rug hooking, neither of which deserve their own bullets. - Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle
Really nobody knows much about this. - Fletching
Sure there are feathers but what kind and how does one even attach them? - Public Transit in Indonesia
There are like 1,000 islands and surely they don’t have amphibious buses to all of them. - Pastry Making
I know that it’s delicious and really, that’s all I need to know (I am deliberately not making a need/knead pun here and I’ll thank you to avoid it as well). - Diaper Changing
Every now and then Amy says something to the effect of “You’re 27 and you still haven’t changed a diaper?†and then she threatens to make me learn on some poor child who’s never done anything to harm me. - Tailoring
Needles tend to bite me. - Photograph Developing
Unless we’re talking Polaroid, I am totally at sea. - Non-Euclidean Geometry
How many dimensions do you people think we need, anyway?