Not pictured: The latch on the screen door got stuck while I was outside dealing with compost.  It was -3°C out this morning.  I had to kick the latch to get it to un-latch which apparently broke some vitally important part of said latch.
I wrenched the door open by a Hulkean effort (I was fueled primarily by rage and to a lesser extent by oatmeal at this point) and got back into the warm. Â I have added ‘new screen door latch’ to the mental shopping list which also includes “every food we would like to eat this week including most condiments.”