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Inspired by something I said to Valerie on Twitter a while ago or possibly by something she said to me. I can’t find it but it seems to have stuck with me. fat cats have a heart attack
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Fundraisers Redux last week you were for sick kids’ hospital but now your shirt colour’s changed blue for the children now yellow for amnesty international clipboards unchanging ambushing pedestrians your scam fools no-one Appropriate Clothing (a two stanza experience) baby doll type shirts are for babies and for dolls you’re clearly neither hooker at the … Read More “Downtown Haikus 2: Haiku Harder” »